Michelle Smiles

Teaching my children to question authority, except mine.

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November17

Memo to Facilities/Maintenance Department:

While we appreciate having our 1950’s tattered carpet replaced and our dingy, scuffed walls freshened with a coat of government-issue dingy white, your request that we remove all items from the walls, desks, shelves and floors is not feasible.  Unless we take all items from offices home for the weekend or we suspend them from the ceiling Mission Impossible style, they must be placed on a floor, desk, or shelf somewhere.  Perhaps you want to take a moment and re-think this directive.  And can we have some boxes to put all this crap in while you are at it?  Thank you.

P.S. The stains around my desk were there long before I moved in.  Except that Elvis shaped one…my coffee got away from me one morning.

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