Michelle Smiles

Teaching my children to question authority, except mine.

Oh you guys…

April15

Thanks for all of the compliments. I’ll post a photo in maternity wear which does highlight the fact that I am knocked up. And thanks for the young looking comments. There are days I have to crank up some old school Def Leopard and jam my little heart out to remind myself that there was once someone other than a momma in the rear view mirror. As for my lack of wrinkles, I’ll credit 3 things: genetics, avoiding the sun for the past 1o years (we won’t talk about the years prior to that), and the fat helps fill out the lines that were developing. Heh.

So here in maternity wear looking more pregnant:

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And do you think the fact that when I pull up my blog on my screen and Sabrina sees the little cartoon Michelle and says “Mommy!” – do you think that might mean I am on line too much? Of course she loves seeing the photos of herself on there – she points and smiles and says “Nana” (that is what she calls herself).

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Another right of mommy passage today – the child peed on the floor.  She doesn’t run around without a diaper on often because honestly I don’t feel like having to rub her nose on the carpet if she pees (kidding – I would just lightly smack her nose with a rolled up newspaper).  It was right before her bath and she was sans diaper and suddenly there was a puddle on the carpet.  Reminded me why I didn’t want another puppy.

posted under parenting, Pregnancy
13 Comments to

“Oh you guys…”

  1. On April 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am Alleen Says:

    It took this long for her to pee on the floor before her bath???????????????? Gabriella decided to do it one night in the glider(did I mention EXPENSIVE glider?). Oh fun.

  2. On April 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm Ashley Says:

    Okay I about snorted at the last paragraph. not good when you’re hiding from the toddler (downstairs w/the daddy).

  3. On April 15th, 2008 at 12:47 pm Emily Says:

    Oh I love the Pee story, too funny! Just carpet your house with newspaper, lol.

  4. On April 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm soltana Says:

    Cerah pees on the floor allll the time…we’re trying to potty train and she thinks its GREAT when she pees on the floor…….

    Me..not so much:)

  5. On April 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm Muriel Elrod Says:

    yeah you look preggers like me…I am still way way bigger but that does not have too much to do with the baby. I am excited to hear what you are having. When is your appointment with the non-crazy doctor?

  6. On April 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm carla Says:

    lots of urine on floor here too.

    emma seems nary to notice or mind.

    doesnt bode well…….

  7. On April 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm Kecia Says:

    Ok, I just spit diet coke out of my nose… I thought that was comment worthy. By the way, you really do look great.

  8. On April 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm Priscilla Says:

    Girl, you haven’t lived til they poop in the tub. M went through a tub pooping phase, even when I mixed things up and bathed her at weird times trying to avoid it.

    Glad to know I have floor peeing to look forward to!!

    Love your hair pulled back in the pic!

  9. On April 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm Martha Says:

    Yup been there with both the pee puddles and the poop in the tub. Pee puddles usually after she has sat on the potty and either gotten out of the pool or the tub.

    My girl took a head first dive out of her crib tonite. First time she has climbed out so we are discussing what to do. Time for a toddler bed already? (She is 27 mos old)

  10. On April 15th, 2008 at 8:09 pm Sheyla Says:

    OMG do I miss your humor!! I sent you an email!

    The last paragraph literally had me LOL. 🙂

    Congrats on your pregnancy. You look great!

  11. On April 15th, 2008 at 8:23 pm Angie Says:

    I agree Michelle, you look great! Also I cannot believe this is the first time Sabrina has gone on the floor! Gabbie has been doing it for months. Heck sometimes it is on us! It seems when we take the diaper off she always has to go.

  12. On April 16th, 2008 at 6:10 am Bobbi Says:

    Peeing on the floor, us, the dog, well it is a nightly ritual here. This kid pees everywhere!! Rubbing his nose in it so far hasn’t helped. :>)

  13. On April 16th, 2008 at 7:37 am Burgh Baby's Mom Says:

    You’re not cool until you’ve peed on the floor. Welcome to the club, kid!

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