Stupidest Baby Products Ever
June13
I know there are more out there but I ran across these 3 today.
First off, “high heeled” crib shoes for the low, low price of $35. Yes, because young girls aren’t sexualized at an early enough age with the hoochie mama clothes…let’s throw in some high heeled crib shoes.
Next, a baby toupee.
And look! A urinal you can put in the living room or kitchen. How lovely!
Hysterically stupid! Just the laugh I needed this afternoon!!
i’ll give you the WTF on the toupee and the high heels. i think though (don’t mock me, miss…) that there have been studies on boys learning to potty train faster if they go standing up. now that i think about it, at this rate j may be in first grade before he’s tall enough to actually pee into the toilet standing up.
and for the record, i do not have one, but if we did, it would go in the bathroom, where the rest of the toilets are. no idea why this 4 year old has his in the kitchen???
FREAKY
Hilarious, Michelle!
How old and predictable would I sound if I said: “What will they think of next?”
Mind bogglingly stupid !!!!
Oh my gosh! I’d seen the first two but the urinal? That’s a new one – ugh.
i’m mom to a boy, who is happily training in his potty seat in the bathroom (isn’t this where toilets belong to begin with?). i’m still shuddering at the thought of this urinal thing…
Ok, I don’t understand any of it..maybe I need more coffee.
ok the urinal I thought I didnt get (uh, understand. I wasnt expecting it as a gift) because we have a girl.
good to know it wasnt just me.
Oh.MY.GOSH! I don’t know what I would do if I were at the home of a friend and while sipping coffee at the kitchen table, witness their son “relieving himself” right there. Hands down the most stupid invention I have seen to date!
oh my goodness…. How do you find these things??????
Wow.
Makes me shudder at who thinks these things up.
Creepy, creepy and ewwwww!
The urinal could double as a water table……..after you use it!!!
The first two are totally stupid. I don’t know whether a little boy needs a portable urinal, but we did move the potty training potty around the house as needed when teaching the little ones to recognize the signs. Getting to the actual toilet in the bathroom is often far more than they can handle for the first few days or so.
The Boy potty trained with nary an accident, and we didn’t even have a potty chair at our house. I know, we got lucky.
But, me being who I am? I’d have to get those crib shoes, if only for my own collection.
I am sorry, but I love the toupee. How funny!!The Donald.
This stuff is just too funny – I would like to add all of the baby sports materials. We’ve received about 12 baby sized basketball’s….given that the FH is in that professional world it makes sense that people would see these balls and think of us…but COME ON enough with this – our child will not be palming a basketball at birth here people. And now that I’ve shared this with my husband he’s figuring out if we could in fact make that possible. groan.
The heels are profoundly disturbing, the toupee is funny, and as for the urinal… NO PEEING IN THE KITCHEN!!
I agree with you on the first two, but I have a friend who bought that urinal (I think it’s called peter potty) and she loves it. Her son was potty-trained right around 2 and she attributes much of the success to that little urinal…although I should say that I don’t think she kept it in the kitchen! 🙂
Whattadya know, another site to add to my reader! Google blog search has you pretty well indexed! Kim
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