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Giveaway! A little spice for Valentine’s Day

February2

Several of you have commented on my luck at winning things a few times on other blogs.� Now is your chance.� A fellow Steelers fan contacted me about offering my readers a little spice, a little sass, a little saucy fun for Valentine’s Day.� We are all adults here so I thought it would be fun.

You can win a $50 gift certificate to Eden Fantasies, which offers a wide variety of erotic movies and books, lingerie, massage oils and lotions, as well as some things for naughtier fun.� Wouldn’t your honey enjoy an intimate gift for Valentine’s Day?

With your $50 gift certificate you could wrap yourself in a big red bow, tickle his fancy with strawberry scented powder and oil, find some fun fiction to read together, or pick out some lingerie that makes you feel pretty. Or you could give your sweetie the gift certificate and let him/her choose something.

To win, all you have to do is visit Eden Fantasies and tell me what item name made you laugh the most.� For an extra entry, tweet it on Twitter and leave me a comment letting me know you did.� I will announce the winner (chosen randomly) on Tuesday February 10th.� This contest is open to anyone over 18 (except my mom…I can’t afford the resulting therapy).� Have fun!

PS Make sure you leave a valid email in the email field so I can contact you with your prize! (Your email won’t be published.)

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46 Comments to

“Giveaway! A little spice for Valentine’s Day”

On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm Vanessa Says:
ROFL!!! After a really rough day your post made me laugh my head off! To top it off I visited that site and seen things I never knew even exsisted!!
The OhMiBod was one of the funnier ones because are they really going to make everything to coordinate with an iPod these days???
OR
I Rub my Wormie!! I could just see one of my daughters finding these little fellow and walking around the house playing with it!! I guess it would be good if you forget it out and company comes by because they’d think it was another toy left out by the children!! ROFL!!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm Dirkey Says:
Oh my, this made my night. I was laughing so hard, the rub my wormie… ha ha ha 🙂
On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm Deanna Says:
I have to say the “Super twins” was pretty funny!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:49 pm Cass Says:
I rub my duckie. Makes my rubber duck in the bathtub seem all kinds of wrong.
On February 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 pm Lisa Says:
Rub my wormie was definitely the best!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm Amber Says:
omg the flesh light listed under Best sellers…………I have seen that darn thing at my Father in laws in his computer room (internet porn not enough huh?)!!! I cant even bring my self to think “does he own the mouth, lady or butt?” EEK but you have to LOL at the idea that he must believe no one will ever notice!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:30 pm muriel Says:
my first clit kiss 4 sur
On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 pm Bridget Says:
Deluxe crystal wand

Oh my. It’s so odd looking!! I was thinking WTH is *that* for. lol!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm Ashley Says:
LMAO!!!

I would have to say that the penis extensions made me laugh the hardest! What man doesn’t want his wife to come home with one of those?! *insert sarcasm here!!*
On February 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm Miranda Says:
Don’t venture on that site to much….I think I was def. blushing! The bondage duckie made me lol! So silly!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 pm Amy from JM Says:
*BLUSH* LOL!!! This whole site made me laugh!! I would have to say the Stress “Balls” made me laugh as did the Rub My Wormie, LOL!! Thanks for the contest!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 pm Samantha Says:
i can’t even look at that site. what has happened to me in my old age?!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:28 pm Type (little) a Says:
DUDE. Nothing made me laugh. Sex toys are awesome and NO LAUGHING MATTER. Just kidding. The couple’s vacation pleasure kit. Let’s just say I hope it’s not for air travel. As you know, I’m not easily embarrassed, BUT right before our wedding, we went to NYC so JD could get his passport (last minute, in person), and during our wait, we went to my favorite “toy” store in West Village. Well, GUESS WHO FORGOT that I’d need to have my bag x-rayed to get back in the building to pick up his passport??? If it wasn’t 4 degrees outside, I wouldn’t have gone in. Although JD made ME put the bag on the conveyor. Needless to say, I did not pack said marital aids for our trip a few days later. The shame was still fresh!
On February 2nd, 2009 at 10:34 pm Sonia in MO (FTC) Says:
Okay – the “I rub my wormie” travel size had me LMAO…. TRAVEL size? A smaller size designed to be easier to fit in your carry-on bag, perhaps? Does it come with instructions on how to act nonchalant and hold your breath when your bag goes through the xray machine at security screening that you won’t be flagged for a bag search? Because, with my luck – I’d be that person. Oh, dear God….just the thought has me embarrassed and all I did was look at the thing online….lol….
On February 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 am kaley Says:
The super twins is hilarious. I don’t even know what to think about them. I just kept laughing, I showed my husband and he was a little speechless. He did continue to look at the rest of the website with me!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 am kaley Says:
Oh, we also thought the lover’s super strap was pretty amuzing.
On February 3rd, 2009 at 4:29 am sig Says:
O hello, my sex life could use some spicing up. I need that deluxe super wand. And it’s pink, I love it.
On February 3rd, 2009 at 5:31 am Abby (from JM) Says:
I was laughing at the one called Companion…don’t we all need a nice Companion once in a while (sarcasm)! Too funny!!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 am roslyn Says:
“Penis pumps”!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 am Amy Says:
I’m going to take Cupid’s Rocker Rabbit for $600 Alex.

This is what your mom told you in high school.
What is, Sex should not be an Olympic Sport.

This is awesome. I went to a Brown Bag Party a couple of months ago and LMAO. The same woman that hosted the party is having a Pole dancing class. I’m pretty sure I am going to sustain a major injury but it will be fun getting hurt.
On February 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 am Leslie Says:
LOL…The “rub my wormie” not sure if it was the name or that it looks like an actual caterpillar!! Couldn’t help but giggle!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 am Gwenn Says:
I have to say the “Tenga Flip Hole” made me LOL…..that name is hilarious!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 1:11 pm Rhonda Says:
OMG, I was blushing and laughing all through the website! I can’t believe the things they have!!!!! I think I must be way way way old!!!!!!!! There were many that I was like WTH but think I laughed the hardest at the “bondage duckie”………..I am never going to be able to look at my daughter’s bath duckie and get that bondage duckie image OUT of my head, LOL And the cost of that stuff is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well that certainly gave me a boost for the week!!! LOL LOL
On February 3rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm Robyn Says:
Definitely the non-skid butt plug. for some reason the skid part makes me laugh. i know, but i’m really over 18.
On February 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm Liz Says:
Bondage duckie and Baby bug have to be the most hilarious things I saw. Just that people find the need to hide their sexuality, and sex lives. I mean seriously… you have to hide a vibrator? (I fully agree that having it out in the open is one thing, but attempting to disguise it…)
On February 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 pm Farrah Says:
The I rub my wormie made me laugh, But the one that had no laughter was the Super twins because these things are the best things since Sliced bread! And YES I have Sex toys!
On February 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm Michelle Says:
Okay the Fukuoku power pack….is it a sex toy or an attachment for your Xbox? Seriously, just glancing at the screen, I thought I must have surfed to the GameStop website.

And that Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator…here I thought Hitachi only made TV’s and power tools (although I suppose we could call the Magic Wand a “power tool”)
On February 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 pm Michelle Says:
I tweeted too
http://twitter.com/auntiethesis/status/1175328056
On February 3rd, 2009 at 11:11 pm Carolyn Says:
THe super twins sex toy looks like a walkie talkie. It made me laugh
On February 4th, 2009 at 1:52 pm Jamie Says:
Bondage duckie?! Seriously.
On February 4th, 2009 at 1:54 pm Kim Says:
The ting ting head tuner. I had to click on it to see what it was. Looks a little frightening.

Lil Pony is pretty funny too.
On February 4th, 2009 at 3:08 pm Tricia Says:
Okay, so I almost lost my job at work when I tried to take a lil trip to Eden. I alerted the entire IT Department and received a warning email (which I am SURE is now in my personel file) about inappropriate internet content in the office. Is it sick that I find that hysterical?!?

So the lil pony had me completely confused. Maybe because the folks that produce that fine product are called Love Bumper. I literally had to read the whole review. Imagine my surprise when I read that not only does Love Bumper make an entire line of ergonomically designed sex furniture BUT the company uses fair labor and donates 10% to African AIDS Relief!!

Would it be highly inappropriate if I also used it as a foot stool?!
On February 4th, 2009 at 6:48 pm Jenn Says:
OMG – the blowjob imitator! Do you think my husband would be upset if I handed that to him next time he wants one? LOL
On February 6th, 2009 at 11:26 am Melany Says:
One of my good friend sells for Passion Parties… the parties are really fun – if you haven’t been, I suggest it. I’m still trying to figure out why so many of these toys have the word “rabbit” in their title? I don’t get it.

Man, that stuff is kind of expensive… or maybe I just don’t value my sex life enough? I don’t know. But my hubby is cheap and easy! 😉
On February 6th, 2009 at 5:47 pm Steph Says:
Gotta love “jenna’s vagina and ass” in the men’s section. Who wouldn’t want Jenna’s ass? I don’t think I’d want her vagina though!! hee hee
On February 6th, 2009 at 8:18 pm Kim Says:
The Rosebud Rabbit Vibrator! It rieminds me of Charlotte’s addiction to one on Sex In the City!

Thanks for the giveaway!
On February 7th, 2009 at 11:35 pm Andrea Says:
The worm and bondage duck cracked me up. Something wrong about mixing animals and vibrators. But that’s just me 🙂
On February 8th, 2009 at 4:31 pm Deanna Says:
Absolutely, the stress balls is the first thing I spotted that made me cry laughing imagining my husband’s face when I have those puppies squeezed in my hand. Too many other things cracked me up… the extenders…the disguised vibrators, etc. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a party.
On February 9th, 2009 at 7:41 am Malia Says:
So, I was looking through the “Green sex toys” section ’cause I’m all about *anything* we can do to help the environment, when I came across engraved cock rings…which completely made me LOL b/c srsly? Engraved? Are you going to wear them to a party and show them off? Wait, don’t answer that, I don’t think I really want to know!
On February 9th, 2009 at 10:16 am Janine Says:
Hahahha the Vibrating Big John doll of course!! Wow! LOL, Thanks for the great giveaway!!
On February 9th, 2009 at 10:18 am Janine Says:
Tweet! http://twitter.com/LoveGiveaways/status/1192274010
On February 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am Kate Says:
the Pecker glasses, those are hilarious! Lots of great toys at that site, fun for all
On February 9th, 2009 at 12:49 pm Nikki Says:
I have to admit I died laughing when I read the blunt oral sex aid, peter licker!! I guess you call a spade a spade! Nice!
On February 10th, 2009 at 4:47 am Reeva Says:
lol this is great! I’d love to win this and i’d make good use of it lol
On February 10th, 2009 at 10:38 am Angie Says:
I guess I should put this here for my chance. Rub my wormie is probably my favorite! Too funny!
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