How do babies poop UP?  Sabrina was on my lap and I knew she was going to the bathroom (she isn’t very lady like about it so it is pretty obvious) but I had no idea the proportions of what she was doing.  Suddenly my lap was warm.  I picked her up and my shirt and shorts were wet and warm.  She actually managed to poop so far up her back that it was in her hair.  How did she do that while sitting up on my lap?!?  That takes some talent.