I am still in too much pain to come up with a brilliant post. Nothing over the counter is touching the pain – I’m thinking of calling the dentist and drug seeking. I hope it fades so that I can enjoy my vacation.

And for those of you who asked exactly how I know what ferret ass tastes like…there was this one time in college…I’m kidding. I used the expression for illustrative purposes. This is what I imagine ferret ass would taste like.