Personal On-line Shopper wanted for busy executives too busy to shop for themselves. Must be willing to spend hours on line browsing for items to be purchased with someone else’s money. Dress code casual – bathrobe and fuzzy slippers are fine. Must have good taste and be outspoken with your opinions on each item. Earn $30/hr from home.

Get paid for blogging. Write whatever you want, whenever you want. Does your personal blog contain many ramblings about nothing? Perfect! We want you! $300 per entry.

Professional product tester wanted. We will send you cool new products such as plasma TVs or designer purses. You try them out for 30 days and then tell us what you think. You keep all items.

Needed: Bright, sensible, creative thinker to dole out millions of dollars to non-profit agencies. Duties include reading grant applications and approving those that make sense and are worthy of being funded. Successful applicant would also be asked to assist in streamlining the reporting process to ease the burden to the non-profits receiving monies. Salary kind of crappy but you would feel good at the end of the day.

Chocolate taste tester wanted for gourmet chocolate shop. Spend your 3 hour work days surrounded by chocolate. Must have appreciation for chocolate of all kinds and be able to work with little supervision. Perks include excellent health club, child care, and all of the chocolate you can eat. Salary in the low six figures. Skinny women need not apply.

Chain of luxury hotels with locations around the world desires a secret guest to visit various properties and rate them for quality of service and comfort. Also must be willing to visit our corporations 4 star restaurants to provide feedback. All travel expenses will be reimbursed in addition to competitive salary and benefits.

Publishers Clearinghouse Prize Patrol is seeking a new team member to assist in handing out the big checks. Must be willing to make people extremely happy and offer tissues when they cry tears of joy. Driving of the Prize Patrol mini-van is negotiable. Ed says there may be a Prize Patrol SUV available instead.

Avid reader wanted. Must be able to read multiple books at a time while finishing at least one, preferably 2, each week. After each book, submit a short email critiquing the book from the average reader’s point of view. Choose your favorite genre and we will send you books each month as well as a new computer. We will pay your electric bill and your internet bill in addition to the generous salary.