Faux Weiner Schnitzel
I haven’t posted a recipe in awhile. This is actually a recipe meant for veal rather than chicken but the veal is a little pricey so I’ve been making it with chicken. (Don’t you dare email me about how mean they are to the baby cows unless you have a certificate stating that those leather shoes you are wearing were made only from cows that died of old age.)
This is super easy to make and tastes great. But it does take a little time and dirties a lot of dishes.
Chicken Schnitzel
1 lb chicken breasts or tenderloins
lemon juice (like Real Lemon in a bottle)
flour
plain bread crumbs
Kraft Parmesan Cheese (in this case it actually is better than the good cheese)
3 eggs
1 lemon
If you are using breasts, cut into several pieces (if using tenderloin, they can are already small). Place the chicken between 2 pieces of saran wrap and pound very thin with a meat tenderizer.
Set up an assembly line. A bowl with the Real Lemon juice (about 1/2 cup I would guess), a plate with flour, a bowl with egg beaten, a plate with equal parts bread crumbs and parmesan cheese – maybe 1/2 cup of each mixed together. Dip the chicken pieces in that order (lemon, flour, egg, bread crumb/cheese mix). Place them on plate and let sit for 20 – 30 minutes.
Saute the chicken in a pat of butter or oil until golden. (If you pounded it thin, the chicken inside will be done when the outside is golden.) Serve with a lemon wedge – squeeze lemon liberally all over your chicken before you eat it (trust me on this – it really adds to the flavor).
The finished product:
But the shoes I’m wearing are my husband’s slippers. And I got them down at the Walz-mart. And I’m pretty sure they’re made of rats who died of old age. 🙂
Wow – throw 2 cups of hot, oily french fries on that plate and I’d swear it was a menu choice in my favorite German restaurant – in Germany! I’ve missed your recipes.
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perhaps my thursday should be LETS ALL GET IN A MINIVAN AND DRIVE TO MICHELLES HOUSE thursday!
DANG WOMAN! that looks great!
Mmm! This looks yummy – I’ll have to try it. Thanks for sharing!
This is Lucy’s favorite thing that I make! I like your title better…I call it “pounded chicken”. Ha! Progresso makes parmesean bread crumbs and I use those to add a little kick.
Yum. And we even put lemon on our “regular” chicken cutlets – makes them better. I’ll have to give this one a try.
Yummy…I’m gonna try it!!!
U R A BABY CHICKEN TORTURER!!! YR HOZ IZ CHIKN GUANTANAMO!
You know I’m kidding, right? When I was a kid, I couldn’t pronounce the “n” sound in this. So my family still refers to it as “Shitzel.”