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April 22nd, 2009

dsc09538How hard does a bird have to work to poop on our front door which is recessed in its frame and under a roof? I have to admit, it feels a little personal.

Perhaps it was a commentary on my wreath (purchased on super clearance many years ago) which really needs to be replaced with something less dead dreary looking?

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18 Responses to “Vendetta?”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    It’s probably trying to build a nest in the wreath. That will turn into a real mess if she suceeds! Much more poop, but as the little birdies hatch, you won’t have the heart to rip it all down!

  2. Gibb Says:

    Do you know how many fly bys that bird had to do to figure out the exact speed and release point to hit that door?? That took some talent and careful planning!!

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  4. Tonya Says:

    Paint the door –dirty poopy white and be done with it. Maybe its taking pcs of your wreath for a nest somewhere.

  5. Burgh Baby Says:

    I hope the bird smashed its head on something when it did that.

  6. Samantha Says:

    I actually like the wreath. And I agree with Jennifer. It had to have been sitting on the wreath to do that (unless there is an opening above there that they are nesting in?) Hopefully she decided it wasn’t a good place to hang her hat.

  7. Shannon Says:

    I have the bird poop story to top all stories. A few years ago I was driving on the interstate through town when I saw something falling out of the sky and instinctively shut my eyes and ducked (not a good thing to do when you’re driving in the middle lane of three lands of traffic going 60). I heard a HUGE thud and looked to see a spot the size of a basketball of bird poop on my windshield. I seriously thought I was going to open my eyes to find a bird in my car as the sound was so loud I was sure my windshield was broke. When I got to Sam’s Club, I got out to look at the outside of my car and not only did the bird get my windshield, but the entire right side of my red car was now white with bird poop. I have never seen so much bird poop in my entire life. As soon as I got home I made my husband come out and see it as I knew he wouldn’t believe me. I so wish I would have taken a picture as you can’t justify how much poop there was. We still get a big laugh out of it and can’t figure out if the bird died and it’s entire contents came out or if it was an orchestrated dump by an entire flock or what.

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  9. Sudhir Says:

    omg, too funny! haven’t done that for ryan yet… but i HAVE done it for our DOCTOR! levi was having some crazy green poos for a while so i took in my ditagil camera to show her at his 4 month check-up and make sure everything was ok. can we say FIRST TIME MOM?!!! lol.thanks for joining in. love it! :Dadriel

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