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Snark Deflecting Bracelets

July 8th, 2009

wwbraceletThanks for all of yesterdays comments. While I’m not glad others have to endure it, I am always glad to know I’m not alone in my frustrations.

When ever I start hearing the little comments, I paste the fake smile on my face and imagine I am wearing the Wonder Woman bullet deflecting bracelets. I think about half of my readers are old enough to remember Linda Carter as Wonder Woman and to perhaps have played Wonder Woman while your BFF was Bionic Woman (either working together or in a grudge match depending on your imagination and the dynamic in your neighborhood).

Maybe next time I’ll make some tin foil bracelets to wear and pretend I am deflecting the verbal barbs…then they will think I am crazy and shut up for fear of agitating me.

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4 Responses to “Snark Deflecting Bracelets”

  1. Krystal Says:

    Oh, I love this! I’ll be wearing my imaginary bracelets from now on 🙂

  2. Kim Says:

    too funny, I need some too

  3. Priscilla Says:

    i wish they made wonder woman underoos for big girls. i loved mine when i was little, and they sure would come in handy now!

  4. Jody W. Says:

    I’m telling you — you don’t need bracelets, you just need to look meaner. Granted, that doesn’t help when it’s people who know better.

    Priscilla, I think they do make a sort of underoos for big girls with cartoon characters or costume-like patterns. Unfortunately they’re all thongs.

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